Living With A Hernia

Help me out, dig

All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere

Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones

He took my trousers off, told me to cough

Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss

He tells me any day, I might have to wear a truss

Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation

Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination

Living with a hernia, got to have an operation

Feel so old

Too much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane

Can't run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall

Walk real funny, bless my soul, can't play tennis

And it's hard to bowl

You can't even do the splits now, say it

Better call it quits now, now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow

Living with a hernia, hurts me bad in a tender location

Living with a hernia, had enough humiliation

Living with a hernia, got to have an operation

I live with a hernia, can't get up, can't bend over

Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute

You may not be familiar with the common types

Of hernias that you could get

So just settle down, let me clue you in there's incomplete

Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, richter's hernia

Obstructed, inguinal and direct

Living with a hernia rupture

I said it's causin' me such irritation

Living with a hernia, have to have my medication

Living with a hernia, I feel bad