Like A Surgeon

I finally made it through med school

Somehow I made it through

I'm just an intern

I still make a mistake or two

I was last in my class

Barely passed at the institute

Now I'm trying to avoid, yeah, I'm trying to avoid

A malpractice suit

Hey, like a surgeon

Cuttin' for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Organ transplants are my line

Better give me all your gauche nurse

This patient's fading fast

Complications have set in

Don't know how long he'll last

Let me see, that I.V.

Here we go, time to operate

I'll pull his insides out, pull his insides out

And see what he ate

Like a surgeon, hey

Cuttin' for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Here's a waiver for you to sign

It's a fact, I'm a quack

The disgrace of the A.M.A.

'Cause my patients die, yeah my patients die

Before they can pay

Like a surgeon, hey

Cuttin' for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon, ooh, like a surgeon

When I reach inside

With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors

Oh ho, oh ho

Ooh baby, yeah

I can hear your heartbeat

For the very last time