The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to explain

I'm your biggest fan

I just wanted to ask

Could I eat your ass?

Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta *******

Had a lotta *******

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta ******* Chasey

But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to complain

Ya never wrote me back

How could I ever eat

Your ass when ya treat

Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta *******

Had a lotta *******

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta ******* Chasey

But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to constrain

This letter is my last

As your biggest fan

I must demand

You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta *******

Had a lotta *******

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta ******* Chasey

But you ain't had mine

P. S

Mom and Dad this is Chasey

Chasey this is my mom and dad

Now show 'em them *******

Now show 'em them *******

P. S

Mom and Dad this is Chasey

Chasey this is my mom and dad

Now show 'em them *******

Now show 'em them *******

Would ya ******* me for blow?