Screwing You On The Beach At Night

*Growl*

Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when

this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems

brushes ever so gently against some boobs.

I guess it's hard to believe that one man

could have a ponytail this sensitive and

distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you.

I know my haiku's are freaking intense

but even the words I made up to sound French

don't express my feelings for your toilet parts.

I would show up for our pottery class

dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache

On a unicorn that shits your name in stars.

******** cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.

Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,

Screwing you on the beach at night.

******** cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.

Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,

Screwing you on the beach at night.

One milkshake, two straws.

******** cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.

Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,

Screwing you on the beach at night.

******** cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.

Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,

Screwing you on the beach at night.

Don't I (Don't I)

Sound so (Sound so)

***y (***y)

Echo (Echo.)

Don't I (Don't I)

Sound so (Sound so)

***y (***y)

Echo (Echo.)

Release the doves