Get Stoned

Got a hair cut, took a shower, shaved and

sprayed macho deodorant

Put on your brand-new jogging suit

Which cost a lot to your dad

And you feel so fresh

Daddy promised to borrow his

Mersedes-Benz

You're ready to show yourself

To your friends

Meet 'em and say "hello"

Think "Ain't I a jolly good fellow"

Then you see ugly longhaired dirt bags

Which are farting, screaming and

Smelling bad

"Are they really that childish, they make me feel sick"

Tell 'em to leave this modern place

"You're such a big disgrace"

"Don't you play your music here

What's the noise ?"

Now you'll

Get Stoned

Get Stoned

Get Stoned, your ears are bleeding

And you have become stone deaf

Get stoned, and get again until the end

'Till you're stone dead

So get stoned again

See your jogging suit ripping apart

Under it there is dirty black jeans

Take another overdose of music

Your hair's growing long and

Your bored mind is getting crazy

Get Stoned

Get Stoned

Get Stoned, your ears are bleeding

And you have become stone deaf

Get stoned, and get again until the end

'Till you're stone dead

So get stoned again