I'd Go Anywhere With Hugh

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I'd go anywhere with Hugh

Hugh's the kind of boy I take to

Mother of God, if he only knew

I'd go anywhere with Hugh

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I'd do anything for him

Sacrebleu when the lights are dim

I'd entertain each and every whim

I'd do anything for him

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I love Hugh

And Hugh loves you

You love me

And he does not

I don't love you

You don't love Hugh

What a sad gevalt

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Hugh'd go anywhere with you

Hugh would take you to Timbukto

You would do anything for me

Me, I'd go anywhere with Hugh

Who'd do anything for you

Who'd go anywhere with me

I'd do anything for Hugh

He would go anywhere with you

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