The Only Boy In Town

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Oh if only you were the only boy in town

For then I could not play the field and let you down

I would not go half-mad for each passing lad

With eyes of blue, green, gray, or brown

No, if only you were the only boy in town

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Oh if only you were the only boy in France

Our life would not be like one long, long, long seance

I think I would endeavor to love you forever

Instead of only for the nonce

If-if only you were the only boy in France

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With the only boy in town

With the only available male

In the loneliest possible world

There would be no daily betrayal

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Oh if only you were the only boy alive

And I were the queen of our small, small, small beehive

Though more pricks than a cactus may always distract us

Would they all take up all my *** drive?

Not-not-not if you were the only boy alive

Oh if only you were the only boy in town

Oh if only you were the only boy in France

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