The More I Drink

He was sittin' at the bar,

sippin' on a regular Coke

We were drinkin' and smokin'

and makin' him the butt of our jokes

We all said,

"Man, what happened to you?

Why can't you just have a few?"

He said,

"I would if I could,

but it's probably best that I don't."

Cause the more I drink,

the more I drink

Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover

and a dancin' machine

I get loud, I get proud....

and it gets worse

Well if I have one,

I'll have thirteen

Naw, there ain't no in-between

Cause, the more I drink,

the more I drink.

A couple of cold ones,

and somebody hands me a shot.

Hell, even buck-tooth

and bow-legged women start lookin' hot

And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes

and sweet talkin' some big brunette

Yeah, once I get on a roll,

ain't no tellin' where I'll stop

Yep-yep

Humm, that's what I'm talking about

Man, if I have one,

I'll have thirteen

And they can't get me off the kareoke machine,

The more I drink...

the more I drink.

Yeah, the more I drink,

the more I drink, the more I drink.