*****

Too big, too small,

Size does matter after all.

Zu gross, zu klein,

Er konnte etwas grober sein.

Merzedes-Benz und Autobahn,

Alleine in das Ausland fahren,

Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen

Ich will nur Spab;, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit...

Just a little *****!

You've got a *****,

I have a ****,

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick.

So take me now before it's too late

Life's too short, so I can't wait.

Take me now, oh don't you see,

I can't get laid in Germany.

Too short, too tall,

Doesn't matter, one size fits all.

Zu gross, zu Klein,

Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein.

Schones Fraulein, Lust auf mehr?

Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!

Schnapps I'm Kopf, du holde Braut,

Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!

Just a little bit...

Be my little *****!

You've got a *****,

I have a ****,

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick!

So take me now before it's too late

Life's too short, so I can't wait.

Take me now, oh don't you see,

I can't get laid in Germany.

Germany!

Germany!

You've got a *****,

I have a ****,

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick!

You've got a *****,

I have a ****,

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick!

You've got a *****,

I have a ****,

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick!

So take me now before it's too late

Life's too short, so I can't wait.

Take me now, oh don't you see,

I can't get laid in Germany