歌词
[Chorus]
你让我难以置信你摆动臀部的方式
[Chorus]
因为我从未见过如此性感的翘臀
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你扭摆的方式让我焦躁不安，丁丁开始勃起
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
如同弹簧玩具
I ain't never seen an ass like that
我依旧不能相信，因为它好到了极点
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
我真的从未见过如此丰满的屁股
Doing, doing, doing
你扭动臀部的动作让我心猿意马，小弟弟开始按不下去
如同弹簧玩具
I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
她跳舞的动作好像就是练过专业肚皮舞
I ain't never seen an ass like that
她听着新音乐的节奏开始摇摆
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
我想有人应该在敲门
Doing, doing, doing
但敲去吧，我懒得应门
警察叔叔冲进来说：“举起手来”
The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
但小弟弟不争气的按不下去
She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
让我举起手来是怎么个意思？
Think someones at the door
拜托，我也是个大活人，我有紧急情况
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
我还没完事，你们先等我撒完尿再说吧
Police saying "freeze"
我没有反抗逮捕的意思，我会服从命令，警察叔叔
Doing, doing, doing
我已经双膝跪地了
What do you mean freeze?
我不能继续往下趴了，我已经做到了极限
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
别把我当成一个杀人犯一样对待好吗？我只是膀胱小而已
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
哦对了，我是写R&B歌曲的，我也会唱歌
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
用汉语就是什么庆，哦对，重重重庆
I'm already on my knees
哎呀，我开玩笑的，别当真
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
如有冒犯我道歉，拜托放过我吧
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
我只是一个玩偶玩具，我是Trimph，百度一样我
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
我想说什么就说什么，大家都喜欢这样的我
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
我不敢相信你的臀部是真的
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
因为我从未见过如此完美的翘臀
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
你摇摆起来让我心猿意马，小弟弟按不下去
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
如同弹簧玩具
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
杰西卡·辛普森看起来真的很火辣
尼克，我从未见过你的妻子那样的翘臀
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
我每次在电视机看到她我就开始勃起
I ain't never seen an ass like that
丁丁如弹簧玩具一样
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
麦瑞·凯特爱什丽曾经是纯洁的少女
Doing, doing, doing
但她们的臀围随着年龄开始慢慢增长
我带着爆米花在电影院看着她们的电影
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
警察出现说：“不许动”
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
好像他们对我的小鸡鸡产生了疑问
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
不过你们让我不许动是什么意思？
Doing, doing, doing
天啊，我才刚刚坐下
我买票进场的，我花了钱的，我也拉好了我的拉链
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
行行好别把我从电影院轰走
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
我还没看到麦瑞凯特洗澡的片段呢
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
我不是有意表现的很龌龊，我也不想把事情闹大
Police saying "freeze"
请别把我对待的像自慰者一样好吗，这电影是PG等级的
Doing doing doing
警察叔叔，我想见我的律师
What do you mean freeze?
我要给自己一个清白，我应该被无罪释放
Geez, I just got my seat
无罪释放，对没错，重获自由
I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept
我的律师太忙，和迈克尔在一起，暂时不能见我？
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
我可是Triumph啊，我专损明星
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
我的工作只负责黑他们，观众们只负责笑，哈，多亏了这小玩偶
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
我不敢相信你摇摆它的方式
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
因为我从来没见过如此完美的翘臀
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
你翘起你翘臀的时候让我小鸡鸡按不下去
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
和弹簧玩具一样
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
Hilary Duff是个长着幼齿的未成年丫头
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
所以我没能有幸看到她的翘臀
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
我想明年她就可以让我的丁丁勃起来
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
然后像弹簧玩具一样
她跳舞的样子就像是脱衣舞店的主力小姐
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
在MV里表现的很诱人，并说着：
I ain't never seen an ass like that
“我需要一个男朋友”“真巧，我的名字叫JoJo”
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
警察又出没了：“不许动!”
Doing, doing, doing
但我还在玩儿我的弹簧玩具
什么意思？还来？不约，叔叔，我们不约
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
你拿我的电脑和钥匙干吗？我的电脑没有苍老师
I ain't never seen a butt like that
不如你尝尝我的大麻饼干吧？警察叔叔，吃吃看
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
还有我做了这些耶稣果汁，喝一杯吧
Doing, doing, doing
没有人能逃走我的手掌心，包括我自己
我现在都不知道翻译会不会审核“小鸡鸡”“臀部”之类的词语
The way she moves she dances like a go-go
不过这又不是和谐版本，我还是写了上去
In that video she sings get out your poles, so
Janet，我看到你走光了，我看到你的大咪咪了
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
哎呀哎呀，对不起，我开玩笑的
Police saying "freeze"
我开玩笑太过分了，我想我得赶紧逃命
Doing, doing, doing
我钻进了直升飞机，所有人滚蛋
What do you mean freeze?
都趴下，我不再是玩偶狗了，我现在是阿诺德·施瓦辛格！
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
我不敢相信你摆动翘臀的样子
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
因为我从未见过像你那样的臀部
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
你摇摆它时让我的小丁丁按不下去
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
如同弹簧玩具
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
格温，你能在我身上撒尿吗
On the radio, but I think I did
因为我想欣赏你那样的翘臀
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
但当你摇摆它的时候让我心猿意马，让我开始勃起
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
如同弹簧玩具
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Dr.Dre:你他妈是不是有毛病？ Em:(黑人问号脸)???
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
【Doing并不是指"干"的意思 而是弹簧的拟声词 把下面勃起时比喻成弹簧】
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Fuck is wrong with you? （ha!）
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