Freestyle26

I'm homicidal, and suicidal, with no friends

Holding a gun with no handles, just a barrel at both ends

Sprayin' tecs at you

Until you see your ******' legs

With the bullet holes and the exit wounds layin' next to you

******' mad dog, foamin' out the mouth

**** mouth, my whole house is foamin' out the couch

Jumped out of the 93rd floor of a buildin'

And shot every window out on the way down to the ground (Keep filmin'!)

Woke up to a hospital staff

Got up and laughed

Chopped 'em in half

And suffocated your oxygen mask

S**t, if I get any higher

I'm a get the East and West beefin' again

Fly back to Detroit and stand in the crossfire

Ken Kaniff: Oh ****, oh s**t

Ken Kaniff: I got the hotel room ready

Ken Kaniff: What time are you getting off, work

(Ken Kaniff: Or shall I say) Eminem: Aight, yo, yo, yo one more time, yo

(Ken Kaniff: What time are you comin' home)

Yo, yo, I'm only smilin' when I'm violent

Got on the plane wildin'

Told the pilot to fly me to Tylenol Island

Stewardess like, "You restless?"

"Nah, *****, I'm restful, so hold this ******' jet still so I can eat these pretzels"

Forget school

The other kids are disrespectful

They hold me down and play connect-the-dots with my freckles

I can't take it

I'm tryin' to gain weight

So I eat steak

And swallow the whole plate

And weigh myself, naked

Put out albums

To teach kids family values

'Cause every mom and dad should allow you to pop valiums

And never hit someone unless you got a reason

And if there ain't a reason

Make one up, then start swingin'