Delilah

There's no end to the love you can give

When you change your point of view to underfoot

Very good, you may be flat but you're breathing

And there's no doubt he's at home in his room

Probably watching porn of you from the fall

It's last call and you're the last one leaving

And you thought you could change the world

By opening your legs, well, it isn't very hard

Try kicking them instead

And you thought you could change his mind

By changing your perfume to the kind his mother wore

Oh God, Delilah why?

I never met a more impossible girl

In this same bar where you slammed down your hand

And said, Amanda, I'm in love, no, you're not

You're just a sucker for the ones who use you

And it doesn't matter what I say or do

The stupid bastard's gonna have his way with you

You're an unrescuable schizo or else you're on the rag

And if you take him back I'm gonna lose my nerve

I never met a more impossible girl

Four o'clock he got off and you called up

I'm down at Denny's on Route 1"

And you won't guess what he's done

Is that a fact, Delilah?

Larry tap let you in through the back

And use his calling card again for a quick hand of gin

You are impossible, Delilah, the princess of denial

And after seven years in advertising you are none the wiser

You're an unrescuable schizo or else you're on the rag

And if you take him back I'm gonna lose my nerve

He's gonna beat you like a pillow, you schizos never learn

And if you take him home you'll get what you deserve

I never met a more impossible girl

So don't cry Delilah

You're still alive, Delilah

You need a ride, Delilah?

Let's see how fast this thing can go

Let's see how fast this thing can go

Let's see how fast this thing can go