Choke on a Cock

I did not ask for a lot this year

Every single day, looking for an answer to the words you say

Never to got to meet the President

Never got to shake his squilrly hand

Oh, don't you know the President is out for tea with Tony Blair

He won't be back for hours maybe homeboy

I'd be so happy if I got to meet George Bush

He's like an angel when Rebecca hears me calling

I would dance on NBC and say George Bush shook hands with me

And then I'd go and choke on a cock

And Gwenavere would find me leaving home

And Johnny Depp would call me on the phone

If Johnny Depp would call me on the phone I know

I'd be the greatest singer on the radio

Leaning on the raging river flats

Sliding off a single blade of grass

Oh, don't you know the ADA is brushing teeth with Johnny Jay

They won't be snashing flowers maybe no more

I'd be so happy if I bet it all on you

And never answer when Rebecca asked me questions

I'd lay down to some degree and say John Stern locked lips with me

And then I'd go and choke, then I'd go and choke

Then I'd go and choke on a cock