The World Should Revolve Around Me

I take it in stride; One day at a time

If I ask no questions I’ll hear no lies

How come blessings only come in disguise?

Try them on for size as I vocalize

Ain’t nothing gonna get in between me and my flow

Aint’ nothing gonna come between me and my afro

My man just left me; what do ya know?

Easy come; easy go!

He came out of the blue

And went right back into it

Had to forfeit because he couldn’t get with it

Called it quits and when he spins

He said he didn’t have time for my juvenile ********

I've had a lot of failed relationships;

I don’t get involved because I’m not equipped

I believe that the world should revolve around me!

I don’t see the point of a partnership;

it won’t be long until they start to trip

Yessiree, the whole world should revolve around me!

There’s only one me in the galaxy

I am an endangered species

This kind of flower don’t grow on Earth

Just lettin’ you know for what it’s worth

This kind of mountain shouldn't cause a depression

So I bide my time with philosophical questions

Not for nothing but what came first

The chicken nugget or the egg mcmuffin?

I got talent and I got tits

I know I’ll find another guy who wants to get with it

I’m not convinced that I’m a big fat bore

One man’s pleasure is another man’s chore

I've had a lot of failed relationships;

I don’t get involved because I’m not equipped

I believe that the world should revolve around me!

I don’t see the point of a partnership;

it won’t be long until they start to trip

Yessiree, the whole world should revolve around me!

I know I rock and what I got is hot

And you know I got a lot

Cause all that trippin you gotta stop

Before you know it your ass’ll be drop

And if you concerned with my biological clock

Since I never grow old my heart is always in stock

Keep screwing that ***** from down the block

I don’t need you around I know I rock!

I've had a lot of failed relationships;

I don’t get involved because I’m not equipped

I believe that the world should revolve around me!

I don’t see the point of a partnership;

it won’t be long until they start to trip

Yessiree, the whole world should revolve around me!

I've had a lot of failed relationships;

I don’t get involved because I’m not equipped

I believe that the world should revolve around me!

I don’t see the point of a partnership;

it won’t be long until they start to trip

Yessiree, the whole world should revolve around me!