Conversations With My Friends

I keep having conversations with my friends

Predicting how we think the world is gonna end

In nuclear warfare, fires, floods or aliens

Such enlightening conversations with my friends

I keep having intellectual tete-a-tetes

About the current state of affairs here in the West

We cure poverty for brunch, over dinner solving famine

Such constructive conversations with my friends

I keep having conversations with myself

Because I'm not friends with anybody else

I'd like to think I'm independent but I'm just ****ing lonely

It might be time for me to get some help

I keep having conversations with my friends

Or maybe they're just the voices in my head

I'm not crazy, you're crazy, you're ****ing crazy

I keep having conversations with my friends