In The Mall

In the mall, in the fall,

we're sneaking to the emergency hall

First we smoke then have a smoke,

get change for tokens

and a pretzel and Coke

Now we're ready

In the mall, I was in the mall

Keep it steady

In the mall, I was in the mall

In the mall!

Holidays are on their way,

these decorations have so much to say

Loses meaning, going west,

don't get facetious

or you don't get the best

Bells are ringing

In the mall, I was in the mall.

Now we're singing

In the mall, I was in the mall.

I was in the mall! I was in the mall!

Take the elevator to the escalator

ride it down and start again!

All together

In the mall, I was in the mall

No place better

In the mall, I was in the mall

I was in the mall, in the mall!