You Sell Cologne

you have a mustache,you called me on the phone you wear a beret and you sell colonge you wear colonge but you still smell bad you smell like **** from all the men that you've had [chorus:] you sell colonge <i>[x4] you wear a gay suit, you have a mustache you're always looking at your customers ass a freelance homo,you tried to sell to sears but you got kicked out because you're ******* queer [chorus]