You Are A Food Critic

your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay you're a food critic and you're ******* gay you have more hair on your face than you have on your head pretty soon you'll have a.i.d.s. and you'll be ******* dead [chorus:] you are a food critic <i>[x4] you're old enough-to have bought "let it be" when it was new you're bald enough-to blind a bird you ******* jew you're gay enough-to go out with liberace you're gay enough-you ******* fag i'm 22,you're 33 and you go to school with me jay weinstein is a gay bald jew with a beard