Is My Face On Straight?

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Inflate your waistcoat, wind down your eyes

Tie on your best smile, check your disguise

Dryclean your old jokes, practice despair

Hide your relations under the stairs

You're invited to attend the turkey party convention

Isn't that nice?

You can leave your troubles at the door

We have ways to make you cheer

As long as you're not sick or poor

A negro or a queer

We can fit you with a suit of clothes

That will make you look like us

An appointments book and a new outlook

A ladder or a truss

Have another cup of reality

Drink and drink some more!

You can own a boat, a house, a car,

Or live like Howard Hughes

Come on, what have you got to lose...

And if you're discreet there are pleasures sweet

You can even swap your wife

If you'll only sign the dotted line

You'll be fine... Oh so fine...