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Drive up to the party in my tricked-out Subaru

I feel the warmth of this bonfire as I’m standing next to you, guess

Who brought the alcohol since they’re still students in high school?

I might be in my twenties, but this crowd makes me feel cool

So what if I don’t know them by first name?

They follow me on Facebook, that’s the point of the game

I have more friends than you

Nobody’s ever gonna know what we’ve been through

I know you envy me

I’m at four-thousand seven-hundred eighty-three

Up to my neck, all around me

I’m swimming in an ocean of popularity

Come down into my basement, please just do it, don’t be rude

I have some custom juices, they’re not FDA approved

Chocolate Beefcake or perhaps some Mango Blast

Vaping is a trend that’s surely bound to last

I have more friends than you

Nobody’s ever gonna know what we’ve been through

I know you envy me

I’m at four-thousand seven-hundred eighty-three

Up to my neck, all around me

I’m swimming in an ocean of popularity

Asuh dude, let’s go get some food, you’ve got me in the mood

For some of that dank-ass weed, it’s all I need

Asuh dude, let’s go get some food, you’ve got me in the mood

For some of that dank-ass weed, it’s all I need tonight...

I have more friends than you

It’s not like I need validation, that’s not even true

I’m sure you envy me

Go back home and cuddle with your bachelor’s degree

I have more friends than you

Nobody’s ever gonna know what we’ve been through

I know you envy me

I’m at four-thousand seven-hundred eighty-three

Up to my neck, see what I did there?

I’m swimming in an ocean of popularity

Call of Duty every night

Three-sixty quick-scoped!