Trade In

I met a new me at 8 am, the other one got lost

this was not a trade in, although I wouldn't believe the cost

I woke up crying as we said goodbye

me an my old self, each day he vanished more and more

as I became someone else

He actually was murdered I had taken him apart

but when I put him back together, I couldn't find his heart

It was resting underneath a chair, in a bed of bright tin foil

if I pulled back the flaps, I could still see it beat

I could still hear his voice uncoil, As I said :

I want a trade in, a 14th chance at this life

I've met a woman with a thousand faces

and I want to make her my wife

How could I have been so mistaken, how could I think that it was true

a child that is raised by an idiot, and that idiot then becomes you

How could I believe in a movie, how could I believe in a book

but most of all how could I listen to you, such an obvious schmuck

A life spent listening to *******s, it's funny but it's true

so get rid of them I said to myself

but first I'm getting rid of you

I want a trade in, a 14th chance at this life

I've met a woman with a thousand faces

and I'm gonna make her my wife

Take me over to the window, my heart said to my head

please set me on fine, so we can start again

I was so wrong that it's funny, and I can't apologize

but instead you can be everything that I'm not, the second that I die

ooohhh, I want a trade in, the second chance at this life

I've met a woman with a thousand faces

and I want to make her my wife

Ha!

A 14th chance at this life, I want a trade in ...

I said ... uuuhhh, 14th, 14th chance at this life

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