Critically Disdained

Run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes,

and then run it into the ground until it dies, then bring it back to life.

All together now, we're just the same as we've always been,

and if you think you're better you're probably right.

We're not here to change the world, we're here to laugh at others,

maybe get a nap along the way.

So dress it up the way you wish and step aside,

and then meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy!

Take a number, take a seat, we've been here quite sometime,

and it doesn't seem we're leaving anytime soon.

The bathroom's down the hall, take a shot at us and see how far you get,

we eat chumps like you for breakfast when we get up at noon.

We're not here to change the world, we're here to laugh at others,

maybe get a nap along the way.

So dress it up the way you wish and step aside,

and then meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy!

Hey, jealousy,

is a song by the band the Gin Blossoms, I accidentally saw them once.

Hey, I get carried away,

but it's easy to be unafraid, when you're so critically disdained.

Being happy, smiling, drinking,

laughing, cussing, not over thinking,

rocking while the ship is sinking,

and we can't even swim! Show off those drum lessons, Gary!

(That's my Gary!)

We're not here to change the world, we're here to laugh at others,

maybe get a nap along the way.

So dress it up the way you wish and step aside,

and then meet us at the bar,

(yeah we'll be at the bar)

yeah meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy!