Normal Chicks

You're not Pamela Lee,

But you look good to me

You're no Olivia Munn,

But you're so much fun

You're no Jessica Biel,

But you've got *** appeal

You're not Kristen Bell,

But you're pretty kick ass as far as I can tell

And you've got great natural boobies

I like you in sweatpants, no makeup

I even like your messed up hair

You're just perfect right when you wake up

You're so pretty when you don't care!

There's just gotta be heaven above

Cuz there's an angel on Earth right here

There's nothing you need to fix

I like Normal Chicks

Not quite Lucy Liu,

But you love Mötley Crüe

No Jennifer Love Hewitt,

But I still think we should do it

You're not Scarlett Johansson,

But you're good at romancing

You're no Rachel Kapelski,

That's just a girl who went to my High School

And it's okay if you eat a whole pizza

I like you in sweatpants, no makeup

I even like your messed up hair

You're just perfect right when you wake up

You're so pretty when you don't care!

There's just gotta be heaven above

Cuz there's an angel on Earth right here

There's nothing you need to fix

I like Normal Chicks

No Botox, No tanning beds,

No hair extensions on your head

You don't need plastic surgery

To impress a normal guy like me

I like you in ripped jeans, a Frank Turner T-shirt

And the flip-flops you got at the gap

When you're dressed down and not dolled up

With a backwards baseball cap!

I like you in sweatpants, no makeup

I even like your messed up hair

You're just perfect right when you wake up

You're so pretty when you don't care!

And there's just gotta be heaven above

Cuz there's an angel on Earth right here

There's nothing you need to fix

I like Normal Chicks

There's nothing you need to fix

I like Normal Chicks

Oh-0h!