Wisdom Lost

Where are my dentures...

I can't find my dentures...

Where are my dentures...

I really need my dentures...

Where are my dentures...

What the **** are dentures?

Where are my dentures..

I can't find my dentures... [Repeat verse]

I can't remember anything!!!

Oh, when I was but a lad

I was as sharp as a tack

But now I'm old and

I can't seem

To remember where

I put my Things... why me?

I mean - I'm supposed to be wise..

I'm old, I'm supposed to be wise

Now, what was

I looking for?

Oh yeah! My bowling ball

Well, what do you know

It's right here - you see

I'm not senile

I found my bowling ball

I FOUND MY

BOWLING BA

LL!!