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Colostomy Grab-Bag

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歌词

She walks around in her robe
To hide her bag of *****t
Colostomy bag, reeks of crud
Embedded in her hip
Screaming at the *****
She took my parking spot
I caught a whif of colostomy
And took off bown the block
Almost one month later
I saw her in the park
Perfect time for revenge
It was after dark
Hiding in the bushes
As she's walking by
Jumping out on the path
I piss into her eye
Blinded with urea
Stupid smelly bag
I took my hands with all my might
And squeezed her colostomy bag
She spun around about ten times
Until she heaved up brown
Leaving her all embarrassed
In a putrib mound

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专辑信息

Old Lady Drivers →
  1. Corpse Full Of Gunk
  2. Die In Your Beauty Sleep
  3. Supermarket Monstrosity
  4. Colostomy Grab-Bag
  5. Lepers Without Feet
  6. Total Hag
  7. Tracheotomy Peashooter
  8. *******
  9. Feeding The Worms
  10. Old Ladies Always Break Their Hips
  11. I Laugh As I Chew
  12. Special Olympics
  13. Wisdom Lost
  14. Bathrooms Rule
  15. Screaming Geezer