Floating Bridge

The beam bridge, seeming to be the ridge spanner

all manner of planks gets employed under the banner

of progress, 85 yards the max

nobody plummets to the bottom of ravines intact

and so the truss bridge must be seen as an improvement,

cantilever even receiving the translucent

inducement to get wrecked (high-tech)

but watch the Firth of Forth fall in the drink, one should expect

and so you step with the arch bridge, point to every zenith

say that gravity's smart, you settle stones just like a genius

but I seen this tumble like crumbs from Cookie's lips

the aquaducts no longer seem to irrigate worth spit.

The suspension bridge could go like seven thousand feet

but it's seven plus one from here to where I wanna be

so I free up the styrofoam peanuts that I been packing

if I'm lackin' in boats it's cause I'm fearful of the kraken

now I'm stacking little floaters and I'm bandin' them together,

I could travel over water in this manner to wherever

if the bonds hold tight let's take a hike to Honolu

and you'll be whistling the praises of the float-bridge too.