New Puritan

Hail the new puritan

Maelstrom, cook one

And all hard-core fiends

Will die by me

And all decadent sins

Will reap discipline

New puritan

This is the grim reefer

The snap at the end of the straw

With a high grim quota

Your star karma gin

New puritan

In la the window opener switch

Is like a dinosaur cackle

A pterodactyl cackle

Jet plane circle

Over imported trees

All the film ghosts will rise up

With the ***ually abused and the new youth

In britain the scream of electric pumps in a renovated pub

Your stomach swells up before you get drunk

Don't call me peter i can't go

Salem's just up the road

I've got work to do

Hail the new puritan

Out of hovel-cum-coven-cum-oven

[spoken] (right you go back to that riff)

Hail the new puritan

Out of hovel, cum-coven, cum-oven

And all hard-core fiends

Will die by me

And all decadent sins

Will reap discipline

New puritan

I curse your preoccupation

With your record collection

New puritan has no time

It's only music, john

New puritan

Ungodly mass

Thick ass