Cary Grant's Wedding

I said shut up

Everybody go cary grant's wedding

Champagne hip hip hooray

Thank you folks for coming today

How much was the price of the dodge?

Sure it's worth a whole lot more

I said go to cary grant's wedding

All you folks and fools

Cary grant's wedding

All you folks and fools

Have been invited to

A new-wave personality

Stumbles out of the ruins

Cos he's been invited to

Cary grant's wedding

Buster keaton he turned up

He wasn't a woman

He didn't take hallucigens

A poor mate for cary grant

Slaughterer of innocents

Add on 30 years

And you've got jake burns

Joe strummer

All you're going to

Cary grant's wedding

A new-wave hollywood

Where everybody's good

But not great

Cary grant's wedding