Bust a Move

This here's a jam for all the fellas

Tryin to do what those ladies tell us

Get shot down cause ya over-zealous

Play hard to get females get jealous

Okay smarty go to a party

Girls are scantily clad and showin body

A chich walks by you wish you could *** her

But you're standing on the wall like you was

Poindexter

Next days function high class luncheon

Food they're serving, you're stone-cold munchin

Music comes on people start to dance

But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants

A girl starts walking guys start gawking

Sits down next to you and starts talking

Says she wants to dance cause she likes to groove

So come on fatso and just bust a move [Verse Two:]

You're on a mission and your wishin

Someone could cure your lonely condition

Lookin for love in all the wrongplaces

No fine girls just ugly faces

Some frustration first inclination

Is to become a monk and leave the situation

But every dark tunnel has a light of hope

So don't hang yourself, with a celibate rope

Your movie's showin, so you're goin

Could care less about the five you're blowin

Theater gets dark just to start the show

Then ya spot a fine woman sittin in your row

She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello, come sit next to me you fine fellow."

You run over there without a second to lose

And what comes next hey bust a move [Verse Three:]

In this city ladies look pretty

Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty

Tell a funny joke just to get some play

Then you try to make a move and she says, "No way"

Girls are fakin goodness sakin

They want the man who brings home the bacon

Got no money and you got no car

Then you got no women and there you are

Some girls are sadistic, materialistic

Lookin for a man makes them opportunistic

They're lyin on a beach perpetrating a tan

So a brother with the money can be their man

So on the beach you're strollin real high rollin

Everything you have is yours and not stolen

A girl runs up with somethin to prove

So don't just stand there bust a move [Verse Four:]

Your best friend

Harry has a brother

Larry In five days from now he's gonna marry

He's hopin you can make it there if you can

Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man

You say neat-o, check your libido

And roll to the church in your new tuxedo

The bride walks down just to start the wedding

And there's one more girl you won't be getting

So you start thinkin then you start blinking

The bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking

She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back

And now your feelin really firm cause the girl is stacked

Reception's jumpin faces pumpin

You look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin

Says she wants to dance to a different groove

Now you know what to do just bust a move