My Ding-A-Ling (1972/Live At Lanchester Arts Festival)

We gotta do our alma matter

We must do our alma matter

When I was a little biddy boy

My grandmother bought me a cute little toy

Silver bells hanging on a string

She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

Oh,

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling

I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling

I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

"You're beautiful, beautiful, beautiful"

Umm

Then mama took me to Grammar school

But I stopped off in the vestibule

Every time that bell would ring

Catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling

I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling

I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

"Oh, that is beautiful. You know what I heard ?

I heard, I hear two girls of here are singin' in a harmony.

That's alright, honey, this is the free country.

Live like you wanna live, baby, yeah.

Ain't nobody gonna knock you, darling - mm mm

Um, um, yeah, freedom.

Yes, sir, one guy right over here singin' mine, too.

That’s alright brother

Yes, sir, you got a right, baby,

Ain't nobody gonna bother you.

Once I was climbing the garden wall,

I slipped and had a terrible fall

I fell so hard I heard bells ring,

But held on to My ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling

I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling

I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

You know that’s future Parliament out there singing

Oh, yeah ?

Umm,

Once I was swimming cross turtle creek

Man, those snappers all around my feet

Sure was hard swimming across that thing

With both hands holding my ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling

I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling

I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

"That's so beautiful!.

I think this is a beautiful little song really I do.

And guess, while everybody is still nice singin'

There's a few right down in front here that's not singin'

We're gonna dedicate this verse to those will not sing.

Yes, sir,"

Umm

This here song it ain't so sad

The cutest little song you ever had

Those of you who will not sing

You must be playing with your own Ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling

I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling

I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

Oh, your ding a ling, your ding a ling

We saw you playin' with your ding a ling

Hey, my ding a ling,

Everybody sing

I want to play with my ding a ling a ling

"Everybody　My

Oh, my

"Slow down"

I wannna play, everybdy, with

My ding a ling !