Any Major Dude Will Tell You

Steely Dan – Any Major Dude Will Tell You

I never seen you looking so bad my funky one

You tell me that your superfine mind has come undone

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Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend

Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again

When the demon is at your door

In the morning it won't be there no more

Any major dude will tell you

Have you ever seen a squonk's tears? Well, look at mine

The people on the street have all seen better times

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I can tell you all I know, the where to go, the what to do

You can try to run but you can't hide from what's inside of you

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