Everyone's Gone to the Movies

Kids if you want some fun

Mr. LaPage is your man

He's always laughing, having fun

Showing his films in the den

Come on, come on

Soon you will be eighteen

I think you know what I mean

Don't tell your mama

Your daddy or mama

They'll never know where you been

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Everyone's gone to the movies

Now we're alone at last

Listen to what I say

He wants to show you the way

Right down the hallway with open arms

To teach you a new game to play

Come on, come on

Soon it will be too late

Bobbing for apples can wait

We know you're used to sixteen or more

Sorry we only have eight

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Kids if you want some fun

See what you never have seen

Take off your cheaters and sit right down

Start the projection machine

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