I Don't Even Know Your Name

Well I was sitting in a roadhouse down on highway 41

You were wiping off some ketchup on a table that was done

I knew you didn't see me, I was in a corner booth

Of course you weren't my waitress mine was missing her front tooth

So I flagged you down for coffee, but I couldn't say a thing

But I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name

I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name

I've never been to good at all these ***ual games

So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way

I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name

So I ordered straight tequila, a little courage in a shot

I asked you for a date and then I asked to tie the knot

I got a little wasted, yeah I went a little far

But I finally got to hug you when you helped me to my car

The last thing I remember I heard myself say

I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name

I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name

I've never been to good at all these ***ual games

So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way

I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name

The next thing I remember, I was hearing wedding bells

Standing by a woman in a long white lacy veil

I raised the veil, she smiled at me without her left front tooth

And I said "Where the hell am I and just who the hell are you?"

She said "I was your waitress and our last name's now the same"

'Cause I'm married to you baby and I don't even know your name

I'm married to a waitress, I don't even know her name

I've never been to good at all these ***ual games

I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way

Hey I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name

Get me outta here