John Wayne Is Big Leggy

John Wayne Is Big Leggy - Haysi Fantayzee

Shotgun - gimme

gimme low down

fun boy - o.k. showdown

Shotgun - gimme

gimme low down

fun boy - o.k. showdown

Shotgun - gimme

gimme low down

fun boy - o.k. showdown

showdown.

Take me away

he's as big as a ranch.

Take me away

he's as tough as they come. J-J-J-J-J-John wayne

Take me away

he's so long.

Take me away

you know he's never wrong.

J-J-J-J-John Wayne.

He stands so high

it's enough to make any red skin cry.

He knows what's right and he knows that god is with him

'cos he is right - Big Leggy lives. J-J-J-J-T-John wayne.

John Wayne in lovers lane - making whoopee with his squaw.

But his bullet belt keeps a-gettin' in the way

It's making his life a bore.

So she says to him - Take off that thing

It's getting right between us.

Now listen honey

I can't do that no even for you

my sweetness.

Now Big John

if that's a fact then how d'you propose we do our act?

If that's the way it's gonna be get the hell out of my tepee.

Now speckled hen

you stop your squawkin'

Big Bad Rooster's doin' the talking.

I know a trick we ought to try tune right over - you'll know why.

He stands so high

it's enough to make any red skin cry

He knows what's right and he knows that god is with him

'cos he is right - Big Leggy lives. J-J-J-J-T-John wayne.

If you wonder why he stands so high

It's just the space between him and the sky.

If you wonder why he stands so high

It's just the space between him and the sky.

If you wonder why he stands so high

It's just the space between him and the sky.

If you wonder why he stands so high

It's just the space between him and the sky.

Take me away - John Wayne is big leggy

Take me away - John Wayne is big leggy

Take me away - John Wayne is big leggy

Take me away - John Wayne

He stands so high

it's enough to make any red skin cry

He knows what's right and he knows that god is with him

'cos he is right - Big Leggy lives. J-J-J-J-T-John wayne.

Shotgun - gimme

gimme low down fun boy - o.k. showdown.

Shotgun - gimme

gimme low down

fun boy - o.k. showdown

Shotgun - gimme

gimme low down

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