Wacky Tobacky

Wacky tobacky

It made me feel so good

Wacky tobacky

Just like you said it would

Everybody doin' it

Smokin' and a-chewin' it

They shippin' and buzzin' it

And Congress is discussin' it

Oh, listen to me

'Cause I wouldn't tell you no lie

Some folks are tryin' it

But then they're denyin' it

A scientist is testin'

But you might get arrested

Jiminy Cricket

I wouldn't tell you no lie

But now, wacky tobacky

Wacky tobacky

Oh, wacky tobacky

It made me feel so weird

Wacky tobacky

I had to shave my beard

Yeah, the old they're tryin' it

And then they're denyin' it

It's wicked and it's graded

But then it's confiscated

It's crackers to slip a rozzer

Oh, the dropsy in snide

Hey boy, wacky tobacky

Wacky tobacky

I said

Wacky tobacky

Wacky tobacky

Cha cha cha