Mononucleosis

When you came into the pod

You told me that something was wrong

Said, "You wasn't havin' no more fun and you want to lick the sun"

Couldn't say it was any fun, oh dude

Now you're on the couch, you can't even move your ****ing head

Tell me that you wish you was dead

Dude, I really don't wish you was dead

Better stay in your sweaty mucus bed, oh dude

I can't have a smoke, can't even enjoy a little brew

What the hell's my buggy going to do?

Can't even pet the horses in the zoo

Little Miss

Mandy's in this too, oh dude