Boing

It is as smooth as a mutilated **** on the shingle at dawn

Rip rip rip

Van Winkle he can **** on a shingle at dawn

Would you like to do a boing, boing, boing, boing?

She's a fun-lovin' woman and

I'd love to see her wiggle

She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle

She'd like to do a boing, boing, boing, boing

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Oh yeah, oh yeah