歌词
The ballot box is a mystery
Though no one exactly understands why it works
We all trust in its ultimate wisdom
Behold, I tell you, a mystery
From our ancestral history
How the leaders of our institution
Ah ah ah ah
Are chosen by our Constitution
Ah ah ah ah
It's easy, sensible, and smart
Which you can learn by heart
By repeating after me
You'll get this in no time
You got two
Two?
I said two, main parties
Well whatsamatter with one?
Well folks, that would be authoritarian
Utterly and totally
A totalitarian government
Totalitarian government?
That would be bad!
Why is that bad?
You choose your views
You win, you lose
It's easy, sensible, and smart
Which you can learn by heart
By repeating after me
Good so far?
Yeah!
The candidates are chosen through a primary or caucus
Which leads to a convention that's orderly or raucous
The candidates are chosen through a primary or caucus
Which leads to a convention that's orderly or raucous
Every four years and you can spend as much money as you want to
Is that a good idea?
We're voting
We're voting
We're voting
We're voting
We're voting
We're voting
In America
In America
We're voting
We're voting
We're voting
We're voting
We're voting
We're voting
In America
In America
When do we vote?
When do we vote?
On the Tuesday after the first Monday in the month of November
The month of November
On the Tuesday after the first Monday in the month of November
We're voting
We're voting
We're voting
We're voting
In America!
I got it!
Now onto college
There's more?
Now onto college?
The Electoral College
Oh, the Electoral College!
Each of the 50 states receives a number of electors
Equal to its total number of Senators and Representatives
Wait...
The electors are pledged to vote for the candidate of the party
Unless they choose not to!
What?
The winner of the majority of votes in each state takes all the state's electors
In a winner-take-all system
Why?
The Electoral College ensured that smaller and rural states
Had a disproportionate say in selecting a president
Which in the early days of our great nation
Ensured they could keep their slaves!
Hail, hail, the word of the ballot!
Hail, hail, the word of the ballot!
And the next President of the United States is...
The word of the ballot!
Not Hillary Clinton!
What?
That's not possible
What just happened?
Could the ballot box be wrong?
But the ballot box is never wrong!
So the next President is...
The guy who hates China!
We're with him, with the man
With him we know we can
Let our hatred run free
Destroy our enemy
With H-I-M we'll bury them
Bring them to their knees
These damn Chinese!
They've broken into the building!
Let's wreck this joint!
Yeah!
Make America great again!
Make America great again!
Make America, make America great again!
Hear the call, make them fall
Rip them all limb from limb
We're with him
We're with him
Chinese, go home!
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