My Good Old Man

Where are you going, my good old man?

Where are you going, my honey, my lamb?

Spoken: Huntin'

Where are you combing back, my good old man?

When are you coming back, my honey, my lamb?

Spoken: Saturday

What'll you want for supper, my good old man?

What'll you want for supper, my honey, my lamb?

Spoken: Eggs

How many of them will you want, my good old man?

How many of them will you want, my honey, my lamb?

Spoken: A bushel

Why a bushel of them'll kill you, my good old man

Why a bushel of them'll kill you, my honey, my lamb

Spoken: I don't care

Well where do you want to be buried, my good old man

Where do you want to be buried, my honey, my lamb

Spoken: In the chimney corner

Why the ashes will fall on you, my good old man

Why the ashes will fall on you, my honey, my lamb

Spoken: I don't care if they do

Well what'll you do then, my good old man?

What'll you do then, my good old man?

Spoken: I will come back and haunt you

A ghost can't haunt a ghost, my good old man

A ghost can't haunt a ghost, my honey, my lamb