Security Check

[Intro]

[Verse 1:]

I gotta catch this flight

But I'm faded from drinking that goose

I told my mom and my girl that I'd be there

And they told me they'd be there too

My flight's on time

Alright, **** this line

Imma cut this ****, like I cut that vine

Ill, I'm still - Moving through the line with ninja skill

Make sure that I ain't got no pills

What do you want man, what's your deal

[Hook:]

Step back, pull your pants up

Spread your legs, like this

Put your hands up

It's okay if you touch my ****

Cause this is the security check

Homegirl, spread those cheeks

'Till I can see what you ate last week

I better not find some ****

Cause this is the security check

[Verse 2]

I gotta find gate D nine

It looks like I'll be fine

'Till I figured out that I queued in the wrong line

****, so i gotta go back with the terminals packed

I'm about to have a panic attack

Put me in a wheelchair

Get me to the gate now

Because I need to be there

If I'm not in the air

In about T minus Fifteen

Imma have to go and hijack a machine

[Hook]

[Verse 3]

Look Mom, I'm alright

But I don't think Imma make it home tonight

They got me locked up tight

Sitting in a cell with two Arabic guys

No mom it's cool

A dude like me is always gonna get through

Rich, white, jew, I hit 'em with the hebrew

MazelTov to you!

Shout out to Nexxus

Tell him the Lexus

Is up front when the publishing check comes

And he can go buy some ****

Cause this is the security check

[Bridge]

'Bout to be a classic

Let me see that ass on the dance floor spastic

Step on the gas ***** and then park that ****

Cause this is a security check!

[Outro]