The Double Bubble Duchess

MR. BEAUREGARDE: What kind of music do you love? Pop!

We all are vultures if the culture’s… Pop!

When you want daddy, whacha call out? Pop!

And speakin’ of daddies, I’m the paw

ENTOURAGE: Whoo!

MR. BEAUREGARDE: Who has a little darlin’ with a million dollar jaw

ENTOURAGE: Hey!

MR. BEAUREGARDE: And when she gets a-chewin’ ain’t no way she’s gonna stop!

This little star’ll make your jaws drop!

MR. BEAUREGARDE, spoken: People of the world, allow me to introduce a little lady who is royalty of the highest order.

She’s “the double bubble duchess”. She’s my daughter and her name is, well, her name is

VIOLET: Well, my name is Violet Beauregarde and I like gum

I chew so good it’s made me the sensation I’ve become

For over half a year, well, I’ve been blowin’ this bazooka

It’s fruity, not nutty like that stupid girl Veruca

You’ll find my competition are in traction or on crutches

And that is why my title is the Double Bubble Duchess

MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE: The Double Bubble Duchess (VERUCA: Uhun)

That’s her sticky claim to fame (VERUCA: That’s right!)

She’s always on the bubble

And so, file it Violet Beauregarde’s the name

CHERRY, spoken: Violet, your addiction to chewing, where did it start?

VIOLET: Well, it started as a baby ‘cause I talked a mile a minute

My mama thought my mouth would stop if she put something in it

No matter what she gave me i could chew with inspiration

I started breaking records with my dental dedication

MR. BEAUREGARDE: It seems she would chew anything, she got within her clutches

VIOLET: And that is why my title is the Double Bubble Duchess!

MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE: The Double Bubble Duchess

VIOLET: The Double Bubble Duchess

MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE: That’s her sticky claim to fame

VIOLET: It’s my fame

MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE: She’s always on the bubble

VIOLET: I’m always on the bubble

MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE: And so, file it

VIOLET, MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE: Violet Beauregarde’s the name

CHERRY: Violet, what we really want to know is how did you get your ticket?

VIOLET: When I heard about the contest, I joined the choc’late war

I may love chewing gum but I like winning even more

I bought a Wonka bar and through the wrapper started slashing

I won a Golden Ticket

VIOLET, MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE: And the cameras started flashing!

VIOLET: So now it seems I’m famous

I’m all over the TV

Cornelia Prinzmetal she’s as jealous as can be

The movies are all calling and the networks are pursuing

I bet my dad could even sell this juicy fruit I’m chewing

MR. BEAUREGARDE: There’s gold in them there molars and in everything she touches

VIOLET: And that is why my title is the Double Bubble Duchess

MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE: The Double Bubble Duchess (VIOLET: The Double Bubble Duchess)

MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE: That’s her sticky claim to fame (VIOLET: It’s my fame)

MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE: She’s always on the bubble

VIOLET: And let me tell ya’ I love to snap, I love to chew

When I’m done it’s on your shoe

I’m never gonna stop

Pop! Humm… I heart gum

MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE: The Double Bubble Duchess

That’s her sticky claim to fame

She’s always on the bubble (VIOLET: I’m always on the bubble)

MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE: And so, file it

Violet beauregarde’s… (VIOLET: Yeah, yeah, yeah…)

MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE: The Double Bubble Duchess (VIOLET: The Double Bubble Duchess)

MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE: That’s her sticky claim to fame (VIOLET: Your sticky claim to fame)

MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE: So don’t you give her any trouble

VIOLET: Cause, let me tell ya I’m here to pop and stake my claim

MR. BEAUREGARDE: It’s in the cards

VIOLET, MR. BEAUREGARDE & ENTOURAGE: Yes, Beauregarde’s the name!

Woo!