Denver

Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver

Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver

Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver

Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver

Have you heard, the bird's not the word, it's Denver

High averaging, prodigal, like big spenders

Affordable housing, good money lenders

Low obesity, no need for suspenders

300 days of sunshine! Check your calendar

Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver

Freedom of speech here, no censure

But don't dis the city, or the Thunderdome you enter

Talk **** about her, trust that I'll defend her

Attack Denver, your weapons we render (useless)

Chug Coors, tip the bartender

Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver

Address unknown, return to Denver

Only go to gay pride, when I'm on the bender

Ain't like texas women, don't have to guess the gender

Rocky Mountain oysters, I'll eat it if it's tender

You'd eat bulls balls too if you had human balls, Wendell

Denver, Denver, **** you Wendell

Girls are hot, transfat, or transgender

If your daughter's bad at school they're gonna suspend her

Preppin' d-town at

(pueblo?)

, pretender

We got the Rocky Mountains in all their splendor

But not Rocky 'cause we are a contender

Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver

Well, Atlanta's where the players play, but they live in Denver

Rather drive stoned, avoid a fender-bender

Wanna marry Holly, but obsessed with

(Kendra?)

Went to war with Texas, they surrender

What's more, all that stuff about us eating Texan babies is

Folklore, we do drink their blood though

Seriously, **** a bunch of Texans

-er

Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver

I grabbed your ass 'cause it was looking tender

Don't send me to jail, I'm a first time offender

Go ahead, assign a public defender

'Cause their lawyers

Are the ****ing bomb, y'all!

Hella ****-ass legal representation. Huah!

Legal eagles and legal beagles, y'all

Don't forget what you heard

Go forth and spread the word, y'all

Denver, Colorado (rado, rado)

303, ****st lawyers in the country y'all

One time for

(J-Cat?)

Miller

Tellin' all y'all to check it

You know how those Colorado lawyers do, hwah!

They always gotta backup their drinks, man

What?

'Cause they just passed the bar, yooooo-

TJ, god dammit, you rhymed tender with Denver like six times.

More like three.

That's still a lot.

That's true.

Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver