Appleton

Appleton <distorted, repeats>

Longitude 44 degrees, latitude 088 degrees.

North of Wisco, let's do this thing..

Apples to oranges, there's no way to compare

When I tell 'em the ****st city in Wisconson they all stare

Named after Samuel Appleton

Founded two years after 1851

72'000 is the population

Only .99% African American

It's Green Bay (with class)

Milwaukee (with no fat-ass)

Madison (that's a girl's name)

I don't know any other cities (should've researched it)

Hydroelectricity is what we're about

You can find me chilling out at the Hearthstone House

When the other cities step, you know they get served

A day trip to Bubolz Nature Preserve (badgers!)

Appleton <repeated>

Believe it

Intersection of 41 and 10th

You're at the capital of ***** in

(Wisonsin)

Riding down that highway, 441

My sausage makes a Polish connection

Smoke ********* with mayor Hannigan

We'll see crazy like that road wiper outside Anduzzi's

Birthplace of famed magician, Houdini

Escape artistry, though I'd never want to leave

It's the one city I'd have a daughter or a son in

You think I'd raise a kid in Cheboygan? (**** no)

Dropping rhymes like an Apple-ton of bricks

Other cities can suck a big bag of ****s (except Denver)

Disco in Wisco, Packers always winners

Cheese curds, I eat them breakfast, lunch and dinner

Appleton <repeated>

I said FRV, Fox River Valley, ****

I failed outta high school in Appleton East

North, West Senior High School, and Fox Valley Lutheran High School

It's like the worst of the four, or five

Appleton, Wisconsin... Believe it!