歌词
Let's see here, uh, (301) 776-43......
【我看一眼哈，301-776-43……】
This motherfucker better pick up the God damn phone this time, Jesus Christ
【这个破公司这次最好能特么的接我电话， 老天爷】
Thank you for calling RattPack Industries
<感谢致电鼠帮音乐>
Yes hel....
【太好了！你——】
Where we don't fuck with anybody
<我们特么现在谁也不想搭理>
Someone will be with you momentarily
<您的通话很快就拨通>
Jesus man, seriously? Jesus bro, fuck bro...
【我的天啊！大哥你认真的吗？啊天，我去你丫的】
Current wait time is 1 minute
<您已等候1分钟>
Fuck man, fuckers better not have me waiting all God damn day in here—Jesus...
【这位爷，妈的不要让我在这干等，*】
While you wait, please listen to a word from our sponsors...
<在您等候的时候 您将听到我们发行方的留言>
Y'know, it's crazy cause it's two types of motherfuckers
“你得明白，事态有点失控了，因为总有那么两种傻逼
It's one motherfucker talking 'bout:
一种是说
"Oh Logic's so slept on, he's so lowkey..."
‘哎哟Logic总是被忽视啊，他真的好低调……
Knowing damn well this motherfucker did 135K first week
结果天知道这家伙第一周就卖了13万5千张唱片，
First fucking week!
特么的才第一周！’
Then it's other motherfuckers talking 'bout:
然后另外一种傻逼就说了：
"Oh, Logic's blowing up, he's getting so big now. I don't want him to blow up on me. Oh, Logic's changing..."
‘哎哟，Logic火了嘿，开始狂了啊！我可不要听他吹牛。哎，这人真是变了……
Cause he made a turnt ass mixtape!
这混音是一堆什么垃圾！
We're going to be bumping this shit the whole summer!
亏我还打算整个暑假都听这破玩意儿！’
The fuck?!
卧槽你再说一遍？！”
Current wait time is 36 minutes...
<您已等候36分钟>
36 minutes? It was just a minu—it was just one minute!
【36分钟！才——才1分钟而已！】
What the fuck?!
【搞什么？】
And do y'all not listen to lyrics?
“而且你听歌词了吗？
He's making a whole other concept album
他在搞一张概念专辑啊！
That's fucking insane!
简直特么有病！
This man dropped a project every year for six years
这货甩给我们的项目一年能顶上六年
I mean, I'm not complaining though but—
我想说的是，其实我不是在吐槽，但是——”
Current wait time is 1 hour, 40 minutes...
<你已等候1小时40分钟>
1 hou—WHAT THE F—?! This, this—this is gotta be hands down the fucking worst customer service of all time
【1小——我操你大——？！我得让别人知道这尼玛是我遇到的最差劲的客服】
You can just—I can't—
【你得——我不——】
This motherfucker made a number one album!
“这死东西已经做出了一张数一数二的专辑了！”
What?
【什么？】
Made a mixtape after...
“做出来的混音要……”
Oh my God—
【我天——】
And then he's making another concept album...
“然后他又要鼓捣概念专辑……”
This is fucking bullshit...
【这都什么鬼……】
Like his first shit didn't already go Number 1?!
“说得好像他之前的专辑不够牛逼一样？”
Nobody cares...
【谁在乎……】
This motherfucker's on a roll!
“这货还真是走了！”
NOBODY CARES!!
【我特么不在乎！】
This motherfucker's like butter, he's on a roll motherfucker!
“跟踩在狗屎上一样！做得特顺利！”
Current wait time is...
<你已等候>
Okay God, thank God!
【老天爷我谢谢你！】
16 hours
<16小时>
What the...? WHAT THE FUCK?!
【什么？***！】
And it's peace, love and positivity
“而且还平和有爱积极向上
Logic is the only rap concert you can go to
只有Logic的说唱演出才值得一看！
And not get shot in the face
哪怕看不到Logic的脸！
Like this motherfucker actually loves his fans
这混蛋爱死她的粉丝们了
You name it: YouTube videos, Periscope, Vlogs, Q&A's
你说说吧：YouTube， Periscope，视频日志，粉丝提问
This motherfucker does it all!
他能干的都干了！
You name it, he does it! The fuck?
你说说吧，是不是！卧槽？
WHAT FUCKING RAPPER DOES THAT?!
还有哪个说唱歌手是做过全套的？”
Current wait time is...
<您已等候>
Okay...?
【好吧……】
Go fuck yourself
<等屁啊，玩儿蛋去！>
Go—go fuck...? WHAT?!
【玩儿——玩蛋去？你丫再说一遍试试】
And this motherfucker can solve up to seven Rubix Cubes in a minute....
“这位爷还能一分钟之内恢复7个魔方……
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW CAN DO THAT?!
你特么自己说说还有谁做得到？！”
This is ridiculous!
【太扯淡了】
No one is available at this time
<您的通话暂时无人接听>
WHAT?! I'm gonna let this motherfucker have it!!
【什！么！我偏要等到有人接听！】
Please leave a message after the tone...
<请在滴声之后留言>
Oh, hey—hi, Logic...
【啊，嘿，你好啊Logic】
Hey, how's it going?
【最近顺利吗】
My name's Mar—Rick—
【我是Mar——Rich——】
My name's Randy Mardoff
【啊不我是Randy Mardoff】
Definitely never spoken before...
【以前从来没跟你接触过……】
I was calling just to say, uh
【我打电话过来是想说，啊——】
Just wanted to wish you, ugh, lots of uh, suc—success...
【就是想说祝你，嗯，能，那个以后，更——更加成功】
And uh, maybe we can have some lunch
【而且嗯，也许哪天可以跟你去吃顿午饭】
I don't know if this is a direct line to you
【不知道这个号码是不是直接打给你的】
But yeah, once again this is, uh, uhm—Randy Mardoff
【不过嗯，再说一遍，我叫Randy Mardoff】
Never spoken before...
【没跟你讲过话好紧张】
You can call me back at any time, m'kay?
【你随时都能给我回电话的，可以吗？】
Alright bye
【好吧，那我挂了】
Oh shit... fuck! I didn't leave my number! I GOTTA FUCKING CALL BACK AND DEAL WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN?!
【啊我特么……大爷的！我忘了留我的号码！我还得再拨回去听一遍这堆废话？！】
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