Man Don't Dance

[Intro]

Increase the volume ting, yo

Big Shaq (raw force)

It's another one

They said one and one is two

That was me and you

But we ain’t stuck like glue

Ahh, boom!

[Verse 1]

I like my eggs with the yolk (scrambled ting)

But please don't burn my toast

She wants me to be her bloke (baby boy)

But she can't cook Sunday roast (ah, shocking)

You can’t deny-y-y (can't deny)

You looked in my eye, eye, eye (right in my eye)

When I walk by-y-y

'Cause you know that I'm fly-y-y

Fly boy, they call me

Let's turn you and I to we (fresh ting)

She said, "Boy, you're silly"

Then ran for her bus quickly

No oyster, I didn't chase it (never chase)

I just jumped in the whip and I paced it (skrrt)

[Refrain]

She started laughin', hemmin’ and hawin’

I said, "Man, this girl is stallin'"

[Pre-Chorus]

I said, "Babes, I’m a big man (big man)

I got big plans, they call me Big Shaq

I make the ting go quack from way back

And I made "Man's Not Hot," you know you like that"

[Chorus]

She wanted to vibe, man don't dance

Looked in my eyes, man don't dance

One, two step, man don’t dance

Flex on your ex, man don't dance

She stepped on my creps, man don't dance

Touch my chest, man don't dance (louder)

One, two step, man don't dance

Man don't dance, man don't dance

[Verse 2]

Skidi-ah-pa-coo-too-coo-boom (coo-too-coo)

Skidi-ki, a-poom-poom (poom-poom)

Brother, push back (push back)

Oh, that's your girl? Her wig's wack (take it off)

Then she started movin' shy (movin' shy)

I'll take you to Dubai (to Dubai)

We'll eat breakfast in the sky (Burj Khalifa)

Tell them other man bye (bye)

Tell 'em bye-bye, she gave me side-eye

Listen, babes, I'm actually a nice guy (I'm a nice guy)

She said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good try

But if I text you, are you gonna reply?

You might decline, then I rewind

But you stay there, 'cause it's all fine

[Refrain]

She started laughin', hemmin' and hawin'

I said, "Man, this girl is stallin'"

[Pre-Chorus]

I said, "Babes, I'm a big man (big man)

I got big plans, they call me Big Shaq

I make the ting go quack from way back (skiddy-cat-cat)

And I made "Man's Not Hot," you know you like that"

[Chorus]

She wanted to vibe, man don't dance

Looked in my eyes, man don't dance

One, two step, man don't dance

Flex on your ex, man don't dance

She stepped on my creps, man don't dance

Touch my chest, man don't dance (louder)

One, two step, man don't dance

Man don't dance, man don't dance

[Verse 3]

Man don't dance (never dance), but I'll glance (I'll look)

You wanna ride? (Skrrt) Take your chance

She looked at me and made a stance

I feel like MC Quakez with balance

She said, "Surely, you got some moves"

Mmm, mmm, babes, I do, mhmm

Show me what you can do (aiight, aiight)

Boom, I'ma take you through

So I just one, two, step then I slide

Man, I just one, two, step then I slide

So I just one, two, step then I slide

Man, I just one, two, step then I slide

So, said she wants to try-y-y (try me)

I'm no instructor, so bye-ye-ye (louder)

Man don't dance, I'm not that guy-y-y (never dance)

Don't ask me why-y-y

[Chorus]

She wanted to vibe, man don't dance (quick vibes)

Looked in my eyes, man don't dance

One, two step, man don't dance (left step)

Flex on your ex, man don't dance (wasteman)

She stepped on my creps, man don't dance

Touch my chest, man don't dance (louder)

One, two step, man don't dance (left step)

Man don't dance, man don't dance

[Outro]

You don' know

Skidiki-pap-pap

Two fingers, pap-pap

It's Big Shaq, yo

Man don't dance, man don't dance, man don't dance

We can vibe, but man don't dance

Man don't dance, man don't dance

You don' know

Uh, skrrrrah