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There was a guy like 6 foot 2

He was red and I was blue

A good looking player

But player by nature too

He ran in circles I read between

Those lines of his that were Roy Keane

But remember this indeed

The game is won

By endurance not just speed

So give me all you got

And don’t blow your shot

And you may score

But just be sure

You don’t come up a little forward

Is that a tear in your eye

Did I hurt your pride?

Cos boys don’t cry

My Red flags high

Offside!

Where is the goal?

You said you need to stand alone...

To keepie up at home

Oh well the balls in your court

I don’t dive

You tripped me in my stride

Cos damn he’s got those eyes

Hey Ronaldo!

So give me all you got

And don’t blow your shot

And you may score

But just be sure

You don’t come up a little forward

Is that a tear in your eye

Did I hurt your pride?

Cos boys don’t cry

My Red flags high

Offside!

I was paying attention

To your switch in direction

It was like you wanted me pregnant

Within the first 20 seconds, look

I’m sure there’ll be seconds

You got my manager stressing, yeah!

The tackle looked reckless

Like you been pushing at benches

I like my man in the trenches

You’re in my fantasy league

You’re finding your feet

High key

Let’s just do it

Nike

And transfer your whole weight

But wait ‘till our third date

And if you weren’t so keen

We could make a dream team

[01:47.571]Where is the goal?

[01:49.855]You said you need to stand alone...

[01:53.116]To keepie up at home

[01:55.752]Oh well the balls in your court

[01:59.525]I don’t dive

[02:01.883]You tripped me in my stride

[02:04.732]Cos damn he’s got those eyes

[02:07.205]Hey Ronaldo!

[02:10.453]

So give me all you got

And don’t blow your shot

And you may score

But just be sure

You don’t come up a little forward

Is that a tear in your eye

Did I hurt your pride?

Cos boys don’t cry

[03:20.744][03:14.513]My Red flags high

[03:23.393][03:16.986]Offside!