Jackie Chan

You left me for a cheap tart

Totally heartless

You said you wanted a new start

But I'm not defenseless

I know Kung Fu

I'm not afraid to use it on you

I'm gonna whoop your ass

'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan

Oh Yeah

Gonna fight fight fight fight fight

Like Jackie Chan!

You thought that you were safe

Then you made me cry

I got dumped and I lost face

Now you're gonna die!

I know Kung Fu

I'm not afraid to use it on you

I'm gonna whoop your ass

'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan

Oh Yeah

Gonna fight fight fight fight fight

Like Jackie Chan!

Spoken:'

You thought you could get away with breaking my heart?

Listen up, I'm coming after you

With nunchucks and an attitude

You won't be laughing, Ding-Dong

When I'm jumping around with your boys in my hand

Laughing...COVERED IN BLOOD

You ran right over my cat

Now I hate your guts

Your chick's ugly and a brat

Gonna crush your nuts!

I know Kung Fu

I'm not afraid to use it on you

I'm gonna whoop your ass

'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan

Oh Yeah

Gonna fight fight fight fight fight

Like Jackie Chan!