Can You Rock It Like This

If I eat a little kid sticks his finger in my plate

I be signing autographs for three months straight

I got jet-set women who offer me favors

My face is a thousand lipstick flavors

Need a sip of lemonade I'm a slave to my trade

From all these lights my complexion might fade

Secretary overworked by a money hungry jerk

Got a letter answer woman won't you freak out on my shirt

Well can you rock it like this I can rock it like that

Can you rock it like this I can rock it like that

Huh

Your ears are clogged your head as hard as a log

My privacy robbed let me do my job

You funny lookin slob eatin shiskabob

You're the reason why my eyes are on the doorknob

Can you rock it like this I think I rock it like that

But can you rock it like this Homeboy I rock it like that

I'm straining not complaining for a casual life

Something normal nuttin formal three kids and a wife

I'm dying from the spying that you're putting me through

I perspire I'm on fire when I'm thinking of you

But can you rock it like this I can rock it like that

Well can you rock it like this I can rock it like that

Huh

Can you rock it like this I can rock it like that

But can you rock it like this I can rock it like that

Huh

News reporters invade my borders

If I think it I will say it you might have a recorder

And then UHH-OHH the nation's in upheaval

Old dating always thinking at me evil

You're stepping on my heels you're breathing down my neck

I'm not Rodney Dangerfield so give me respect

Can you rock it like this I-I can rock it like that

But can you rock it like this Homeboy I rock it like that

Can you rock it like this Yo I can rock it like that

But can you rock it like this I can rock it like that

Hu-Huh-Huh

What it all adds up to is just one thing

Run-D M C is the king of the swing

And if you mess with us you'll be a real short liver

You may be big but our bodyguard's bigger

Can you rock it like this I can rock it like that

Can you rock it like this I can rock it like that

Can you rock it like this I can rock it like that

Can you rock it like this Homeboy I rock it like that