Sucker M.C.'s (Krush-Groove 1)

Two years ago a friend of mine

Asked me to say some emcee rhymes

So I said this rhyme I'm about to say,

The rhyme was Def and it went this way

Took a test to become an emcee

And Orange Krush became amazed at me

So Larry put me inside his Cadillac,

The chauffeur drove off and we never came back

Dave cut the record down to the bone,

And now they got me rockin' on the microphone

And then we're talking autographs, years of laughs,

Champagne, caviar, and bubble baths

You see, that's the life that I lead, and

You sucker MC, this is who I be

So take that and move back, catch a heart attack

Because there's nothing in the world, that Run will ever lack

I cold chill at a party in a be -boy's stance,

And rock on the mike and make the girls want to dance

Fly like a dove, they come from up above,

I'm rockin on the mike and you can call me Run Love.

I got a big long Caddy not like a Seville

And written right on the side it reads 'Dressed to Kill'

So if you see me cruisin' girls just move or step aside

There ain't enough room to fit you all in my ride

It's on a, ah first come, first serve basis

Coolin out girl, take you to the def places

One of a kind and for your people's delight

And for you sucker emcee, you just ain't right

Because you're bitin all your life, you're cheatin on your wife

You're walkin round town like a hoodlum with a knife

You're hangin on the ave, chillin' with the crew

And everybody know what you've been through

Ah with the one two three, three to two one

My man Larry Larr, my name DJ Run

We do it in the place with the highs and the bass

I'm rockin to the rhythm won't you watch it on my face

Go Uptown and come down to the ground

You sucker emcee's, you sad face clown

You're a five-dollar boy and I'm a million dollar man

You're a sucker emcee, and you're my fan

You try to bite rhymes, all lines are mine

You're a sucker emcee in a pair of Calvin Kleins

Comin' from the wackest part of town,

Tryin to rap but you can't get down

You don't even know your English, your verbs or noun

You're just a sucker emcee you sad-faced clown

So DMC if you're ready, the people rockin' steady

You're drivin big cars, get your gas from Getty

I'm DMC in the place to be, I go to St. John's University

And since kindergarten I acquired the knowledge,

And after 12th grade I went straight to college

I'm light skinned, I live in Queens

And I love eatin chicken and collard greens

I dress to kill, I love to style

I'm the emcee you know who's versatile

Say I got good credit in your regards

Got my name not numbers on my credit cards

I go Uptown, I come back home

With who? me myself and my microphone

All my rhymes are street delight

So here's another one for why'all to bite

When I rhyme I never quit,

And if I got a new rhyme I'll just say it

'Cause it takes a lot to entertain,

And sucker emcee's can be a pain

You can't rock a party with a hip and a hop

You gotta let em know you'll never stop

The rhymes have to make a lot of sense,

You got to know when to start (when the beats commence...