Then I'd Be Satisfied with My Life

All I want is 50 million dollars

And seal silk to protect me from the cold.

If I only knew how stocks would go in Wall Street

And were living in the mansion built of gold.

If I only owned Pennsylvania Railroad

And if Tuesday Weld would only be my wife (Oh, Tiny!)

If I could only stay sixteen forever

Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life.

All I want is wheatgerm for my breakfast

A Champagne fountain sizzling at my feet

While Rockefeller waiten on the table

And Lombardo's band playin' while I eat.

If I only owned Western Union cable

And if Tuesday Weld would only be my wife (Tiny, I love you!)

If I could only stay sixteen forever and ever and ever

Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life.

(spoken)

Hello, my dear friend,

Don't run away from all this world,

It's a great big beautiful world

With fabulous happy faces around

Well, I can see this one over here, you lovely thing,

Why, it's beautiful, it's clean, and it's calm and it's modern,

If I can have them all, why, I'll tell you, I'll tell you

Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life.